Introductions and other trivialties....

As the subject states, introduce yourself to us so that we may make your life a living hell. Not really, but you can't blame me for my horrid attempts at humor this late in the evening.

You know me,you love me,(or hate me)it's-a me! Mario!!!!

Wow. Where's your mallet and that emaciated thing you call a brother, Luigi?

Citric Fortitude wrote:Wow. Where's your mallet and that emaciated thing you call a brother, Luigi?

.......*shrugs*

Probably out raiding abandoned crack dens looking for lost treasure with an old Hoover vacuum.

Citric Fortitude wrote:Probably out raiding abandoned crack dens looking for lost treasure with an old Hoover vacuum.

Well,I'm not THAT Mario. But rather,a Mario clone. ....Yeah,let's go with that.

A clone? So that's why there was an embryonic form of Mario in one of those disturbing comics of yours? Is it an origin tale of sorts?

Citric Fortitude wrote:A clone? So that's why there was an embryonic form of Mario in one of those disturbing comics of yours? Is it an origin tale of sorts?

Nope. I just went insane due to the worst game ever to be created,along with getting shot at by hillbilly relatives who claimed they were hunting me for sport.

I'm Bob... but you guys should know by now that my name is actually Gabriel.

Welcome to our relatively obscure abode, Gabriel. Feel free to make yourself comfortable, and by all means, if you've any suggestions, feel free to send them our (Thomas, myself) way.

Everyone knows who I am.